Wish You Were Here, an evening comprising two one-act plays: Acapulco by Steven Berkoff and Death and the Maiden by Susan Kim, will play Mar. 4-20, at NY's Altered Stages (212 West 29th Street). In Acapulco (directed by Jason Chaet), extras in a Sylvester Stallone action movie filming in Mexico analyze their place in the universe. Maiden (not the Ariel Dorfman play of the same name), has four disparate singles finding themselves spending way too much time at Club Nirvana -- an outpost in a third world zone.
For tickets ($8 - $12) or more information, call (212) 946-1805.
-- By Sean McGrath