The weekly Monday-night series of comedy returns at 7:30 PM. In addition to Johnston (The Women, So Help Me God!), Hoffman (Addams Family, Xanadu) and Urie (The Temperamentals, "Ugly Betty"), the evening will also feature the talents of Craig Bierko (Guys and Dolls), Rachel Dratch (Minsky’s, "SNL"), Carol Kane (Wicked, "Taxi"), Sherri Sheperd ("The View"), Dayle Reyfel, Alan Zweibel and series creator Pack. Celebrity Autobiography, according to press notes, "features a line-up of rotating performers who interpret the actual words and stories written by the famous and the infamous, in both solo and ensemble 'chamber' pieces."

Newly added tell-alls include Miley Cyrus' "Miles to Go" and the Jonas Brothers' "Burning Up," which join a list of true words from Ivana Trump, Vanna White, Mr. T, Star Jones, Kenny Loggins, Tommy Lee, Sylvester Stallone, 'N Sync, Zsa Zsa Gabor, David Cassidy, Neil Sedaka, Britney Spears, Madonna, Burt Reynolds, Loni Anderson, Elizabeth Taylor, Eddie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds. The cast and what autobiographies are presented rotate on a weekly basis.

Tickets, priced $35-$45, are available by phoning (212) 868-4444 or by visiting Smarttix.com.

The Triad Theater has a two-drink minimum and is a cash-only venue. The Triad is located in Manhattan at 158 West 72nd Street.