A lunchtime performance on Dec. 18 will include Milos, written and performed by Guare, and Seldes in When I Was a Little Girl and My Mother Didn’t Want Me by Joyce Carol Oates. The event also features Life in a Plastic Bag by Susan Charlotte, the Food for Thought artistic director, starring Sam Coppola, Tasha Lawrence and Matthew Cowles. In an evening program on Dec. 19, Hirsch stars with Karl Kenzler in I’m With Ya Duke by Herb Gardner. Also being presented is Tell Me Something I Don’t Know About You by Edward Pomerantz, featuring Keith Randolph Smith and Rhonda Ross, and comedic sketches from Louise Lasser and Greg Mullavey, stars of the television show “Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman,” and one of the show’s directors, Joan Darling.

A Dec. 13 lunch program will be a double bill of Hello Out There by William Saroyan and Bus Riley’s Back in Town by William Inge starring Kevin Stapleton, Rebekkah Ross, Jeremy Hollingworth, Caralyn Kozlowski, Sam Coppola and Michael Citriniti.

Question-and-answer sessions follow each performance.

The Players Club is at 16 Gramercy Park South. For reservations or more information call (212) 362-2560 or (646) 366-9340 or visit www.foodforthoughtproductions.com.