Jackie Beat, the in-your-face drag queen most recently regaling holiday crowds in How The Bitch Stole Christmas, will be spending six weeks at New York City's Fez telling audiences I Didn't Mean To Turn You On!, Jan. 9-Feb. 13. Turn You On! follows Beat's recent holiday show, which featured new carols "Dead Beat Dad Is Coming to Town," "Sleigh Ride in Leather With You," "Jew Christmas" and "Violent Night." Other solo outings have included "Uptown Lady, Dowtown Girl," "I'm Proud of My Gay Audience" and "Jesus Christ, It's Your Birthday," a prominent feature in the 1998 Report on Anti-Catholicism by the Catholic League. Beat recently appeared in "Flawless" with Robert DeNiro and Philip Seymour Hoffman.

The cover is $10. Fez is located at 380 Lafayette St. at Great Jones Street. Fez is on the web at http://www.feznyc.com. Jackie Beat is on the web at http://www.jackiebeat.com.

-- By Christine Ehren