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Hello from Boston! I'm here because the Boston Children's Theater is holding auditions for Reflections of a Rock Lobster, and they asked me to do a master class with the kids who are trying out and then help run the auditions. I read the play (by Burgess Clark) on the way up and it's so good. It's the story of Aaron Fricke. I remember this story from high school. Aaron was a senior at a Rhode Island high school and he wanted to take his boyfriend to the prom. Naturally, the school said yes right away. End of story. No, actually, what happened was the principal forbade it. He claimed it was a "safety issue," that the other students wouldn't accept it and the result would be violence. Well, instead of fading out, Aaron (who was only 18!) sued his school! The play has the judge's verbatim decision and I'm obsessed with it!
First, he totally busts the principal's prejudice by writing: "I've discovered that just last year two boys attended a prom together at a high school in New Jersey. There were no incidents to speak of. I believe that it is the attitude of fear and intolerance fostered by this school administration that is cultivating any unrest or anxiety that may exist within the community." Then he busts the claim that the student body won't accept it by saying that not allowing Aaron and his boyfriend to attend would be letting students have a "'heckler's veto," allowing them to decide through illegal and violent methods what speech will be tolerated. The First Amendment of the United States Constitution does not tolerate mob rule by unruly schoolchildren." Brava!
Aaron took his boyfriend to the prom (under police escort) and the play has such happy ending. The real Aaron himself Facebook'd me (!) and we were writing each other about how the play also has the potential for a great musical. I love how he described it: part coming-of-age story, part underdog story, part love story, part courtroom drama and it's all true! Come see the show in Boston or get the book that Aaron wrote.
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Speaking of her talk show, she remembered that her mother was always in a state of shock that it was on every day. Her mom would call and say, "It was on again today!" I asked her about "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch," her long-running TV show, and she told me that she was asked to audition right after a terrible break-up. She wasn't that interested in playing Aunt Hilda, but when she found out the character was jilted by a man and kept him imprisoned in her house, she was like "I'm in!" She did the audition but when they asked her to go "to network" (the final audition) she passed! She just "wasn't feeling it." Caroline said the TV network then called her and said she didn't even have to come in again. If she wanted it, they would just give her the part. She advised the audience if they want a network and/or a man to be super-interested, simply reject them. P.S., Caroline also hates the iPhone like I do because of the horrific lack of a keyboard. For every correct letter I hit, I wind up hitting three by accident that I have to erase. Caroline claims she now needs to get lipo on her fingers.
Yes, the whole thing had been a set up to see Lilla's reaction. Apparently, every orphan was filmed being told that they were cast! I'm sort of obsessed at how not well-thought out it was: confusing information about whether or not she got the PSA, awkwardly waiting for her mom/younger sister to return, her mom being told it was fine if there was noise while they were filming, and then before Lilla could respond about how she felt, her agent blurting out the news. I guess that's why agents agent and Ken Burns makes documentaries.
Lilla finished the Chatterbox by singing her amazing rendition of "Disneyland" (that she did at the New Year's Eve Marvin Hamlisch salute at Lincoln Center). The entire interview/performance is available at SethTV.com. (At this week's Chatterbox, the Broadway vet with 1,000 stories, Phyllis Newman! Get info at SethsBroadwayChatterbox.com.)
This week's "Playbill Obsessed!" video stars the beautiful Rebecca Luker...and it just happens to coincide with the debut of her (and Howard McGillin's) show at the Carlyle!
And soon I'll be announcing a fun project I'm doing in New York during the month of March with some other Broadway folk. So make sure to keep every single date free, please. Peace out!
(Seth Rudetsky is the afternoon Broadway host on SiriusXM. He has played piano for over 15 Broadway shows, was Grammy-nominated for his concert CD of Hair and Emmy-nominated for being a comedy writer on "The Rosie O'Donnell Show." He has written two novels, "Broadway Nights" and "My Awesome/Awful Popularity Plan," which are also available at Audible.com. He recently launched SethTV.com, where you can contact him and view all of his videos and his sassy new reality show.)