Gonzo the Great as The Emcee in Cabaret:
— james (@Sagaofjamesy) September 23, 2015
Gonzo and his lovely girlfriend, Camilla the Chicken, are performers through and through, much like the Emcee and the Kit Kat Club girls in Cabaret. Their rendition of "Two Ladies" or "Two Chickens" would leave audiences in stitches.
Animal as Hedwig in Hedwig and the Angry Inch:
— Logan Culwell (@loganculwell) September 25, 2015
Animal, much like Hedwig, is a true rock star. His performance of "Wig in a Box" might need some subtitles, but he would still blow the roof off nightly.
Miss Piggy as Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard:
— Simon Burman (@symbosimbo) September 23, 2015
Miss Piggy, star of stage and screen and diva extraordinaire, would deliver an incredible "With One Look"...although Piggy could never fade into obscurity.
Kermit the Frog as Sweeney Todd in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street:
Brandon Boring: Sweeney Frog: The Demon Barber of Sesame Street
Kermit, who is usually seen as silly and sweet, would have to dig deep to find enough darkness inside to portray the Demon Barber of Fleet Street. Audiences who saw Kermit and Miss Piggy as the murderous duo would surely be in for a bloody good time.
Janice as Carole King in Beautiful:
Alec Carroll: I would pay to see Janice the Muppet play Carole King in Beautiful!
Janice, the lead guitar player of Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, has an intense musical background just like Carole King. Her rendition of "(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman" would surely be showstopping.
Statler and Waldorf as Daisy and Violet Hilton in Side Show:
David Culliton: Statler and Waldorf as Daisy and Violet Hilton in Side Show. You never see one without the other!
Statler and Waldorf, the Muppets' resident curmudgeons, are never seen without each other...much like Daisy and Violet, the conjoined twin sisters in Side Show.