The dependably outrageous and outspoken comedienne-actress-author-singer will offer two shows at San Francisco's Alcazar Theatre Dec. 31 at 8 and 10:30 PM. Attendees can expect to hear a mix of Bernhard's comedy and song stylings. Sandra Bernhard appeared on Broadway in her 1998 one-woman hit I'm Still Here . . . Damn It! after playing five months at Off-Broadway's Westbeth Theatre. On screen she has been seen in "The King of Comedy," "Inside Monkey Zetterland," "Hudson Hawk," "Dinner Rush," "Roseanne," "Ally McBeal," "Chicago Hope" and "Will & Grace." She hosted her own talk show, "The Sandra Bernhard Experience," and will be seen this coming February in Showtime's "The L Word." Her books are entitled "Confessions of a Pretty Lady," "Love, Love, and Love" and "May I Kiss You on the Lips, Miss Sandra?"

The Alcazar Theatre is located at 650 Geary Street. Tickets are priced $75 for the 8 PM show and $89 for the 10:30 PM show; call (415) 441-4042 for reservations or visit www.tickets.com.