1. Heavenly Father, please no smiting the audience. Not even that guy in the third row with a cough.
I don't have an anger problem. I get angry. I smite people. I feel better. No problem.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 7, 2013
2. Have mercy on us! Send angels! But maybe less dying in this show…
3. Please, God, can we maybe see a little Broadway song and dance like Jesus does for us?
4. Our Father who art in Heaven, can our sippy cups of wine count as communion?
5. Why, God? Whyyyyyyyyy?
Everything happens for a reason you make up afterwards.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 19, 2015
6. Dear God, a Bazinga! Or at least a nod from the Creator to the Big Bang Theory.
7. Oh God, please make us laugh, because sometimes it gets a little rough down here.