Ahhh. I just had a delicious massage, and now I'm sitting in my backyard. The massage place I go to is great and phenomenally cheap — so cheap that they don't have an actual receptionist, and as I was getting a massage, the phone rang and was answered by my massage therapist. He kept one hand on my back and one on the cordless phone. I therefore got to hear this embarrassing conversation.

MASSAGE GUY: Hello? (pause) Yes, sir. $55 an hour. (Pause). Well, there are three girls and also three guys. (Pause). This is a legitimate massage. (Sound of other person hanging up).

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Anyhoo, the week began with a commercial audition. Those are always fun to help you "keep it real." I walked into the hallway and saw everyone else who was being considered for my part and therefore my "type." Here's a smattering of others similar to me: Someone morbidly obese, a white man with an afro larger than Gene Shalit's and an 80-year-old with a walker. It's the one audition I didn't want a callback for. This was followed by something fun: I had my one-year anniversary for the Sirius XM/Live On Broadway show. This is the show I do every Wednesday at noon at the Times Square Information Center. This week I had Jason Michael Snow come because I wanted him to sing his amazing rendition of "Sit Down, You're Rockin' The Boat" that I first heard at the "Leading Men" benefit for BC/EFA. On a side note, the DVD of this year's concert is now available (featuring sassters like Jonathan Groff and Norm Lewis) and will be sold at this coming Sunday's Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS Flea Market in Shubert Alley. Back to the show: I asked Jason to tell the audience why he was Jason Michael Snow, and he said it's because there's another Jason Snow in Equity. If you don't know, the union requires that every actor has a different name so there are no mix-ups. That's why Stephanie J. Block has a J and why Billy Porter had to do his first Broadway show as W. Ellis Porter (that one was crazy). I told the audience how I learned that lesson the hard way; last year I was so excited to see that Jason got cast in The Little Mermaid that I sent him a text with a big, "Congratulations on your Broadway debut! Brava!" only to get back a direct but ultimately devastating text: "That's a different Jason Snow. I'm not doing a Broadway show." The good news is he's making his Broadway debut in South Pacific and loving it. Here's a clip of him, Paul Castree and Jose Llana singing the title song from Dreamgirls at my fundraiser for the Gay/Lesbian Synagogue. http://sethrudetsky.com/blog/.

Speaking of South Pacific, Kelli O'Hara was my main guest and despite the fact that she gave birth a few months ago, she's back to her ultra-petiteness. She's one of those naturally thin girls and thankfully she didn't pull out the line that makes me crazy: Interviewer: "Wow! How do you stay so thin?" Movie star: "From chasing my toddler around!" Argh!!! Here's the follow-up question that never seems to be asked. Really? That's odd, because I know plenty of women who have toddlers and yet aren't the size of Kate Moss. I guess running around to pick up your toddler is the reason you're a size zero and not that fact that you eat 1,000 calories a day and have a personal trainer.