By Seth Rudetsky
04 Mar 2014
I love those kinds of stories. One of my faves involves an opera singer named Diane Lizer who's good friends with my manager, Mark Cortale. They both went to The Mannes School of Music and Diane had a rival opera singer in her graduating class. During Diane's recital, her rival had the chutzpah to come to her dressing room during intermission. She poked her head in and said, "Hi! I'll be quick. I just want to say... breathe!" and then promptly left. So perfect. The most succinct undermining ever! PS, speaking of Megan Hilty in Ft. Lauderdale, I'm going back there March 13 doing my Broadway@ series with Patti LuPone! Hopefully, she'll have a better show playing in the next venue. (See side photo)
When I had Jonathan Groff on "Seth's Broadway Chatterbox," which you can watch on SethTV.com, we talked about Spring Awakening. Turns out, he and Lea Michele would call each other "Mommy" and "Daddy" because they were like the leaders of the kids in the show. Well, that wasn't the only tradition they had. (The next part is for adults only!) Before the show, Lea would always joke about the sex scene she had with Jonathan and aggressively tell him, "I can't wait for you to **** me!" Well, one day Lea was coming to the show in a cab. She was talking to Jonathan on her cell phone and ended the conversation with her signature saying. Cut to, the cab driver almost had an accident because all he heard was an young girl saying into her phone "I can't wait for you to **** me, Daddy!" And... crash.
The other Broadway @ show I did was at the Broad in Santa Monica with Megan Mullally. Her husband Nick Offerman (who plays Ron Swanson on "Parks and Recreation") was supposed to join her in the interview segment but wound up getting an out-of-town gig. Instead, he filmed himself answering questions that I posed to him during the show. He is always so funny and one of the questions I asked was about his worst audition. He said that he went to try out for a play in New York City and while he was auditioning the producer put his head down... and fell asleep! He felt everyone treated him badly at that audition, including the director, whom he called "Dan something... or somebody Sullivan." Hi-lar. Nick joined us by video, but Eric McCormack showed up live and chatted with me and Megan.
This Thursday I have Tony Award winner Patina Miller at the "Chatterbox" at 5 PM! And then, of course, at 7 PM is Disaster!! Last week we had a plethora of Broadway people come... Danny Burstein and his amazing wife Rebecca Luker, Robin De Jesus from In the Heights, Norbert Leo Butz, whom I'm about to join on the Playbill Cruise to Tahiti and Laura Osnes who reunited with her Grease co-star, Max Crumm, onstage (he played Danny to her Sandy). Come by Disaster! this week and see me continue to celebrate my birthday. Peace out!
(Seth Rudetsky is the afternoon Broadway host on SiriusXM. He has played piano for over 15 Broadway shows, was Grammy-nominated for his concert CD of Hair and Emmy-nominated for being a comedy writer on "The Rosie O'Donnell Show." He has written two novels, "Broadway Nights" and "My Awesome/Awful Popularity Plan," which are also available at Audible.com. He recently launched SethTV.com, where you can contact him and view all of his videos and his sassy new reality show.)