Randy Blair: "No Children" (The Mountain Goats). But seriously, the best bad relationship song is hands down "No Children" by The Mountain Goats. So depressing that it's funny, beautiful and wrist-slitting simultaneously, I can already hear you belting out a rousing chorus of "I hope you die! I hope we both die!"
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