By Seth Rudetsky
03 Dec 2007
Monday night I saw back-to-back shows. Franc D'Ambrosia (the longest running Phantom) was at the Thalia Theater (in Symphony Space) and he sang up a storm. Three-quarters through the first act, he decided he needed a sip of water and someone brought it onstage for him. After he drank a little, he said it was the first time that he's ever had water onstage. What? His show is an hour-and-a-half long, and it's mostly singing! What is he? A camel with vibrato? How can he sing so much and never need to wet ye olde whistle?
Anyhoo, I immediately hightailed it with my boyfriend to see the wonderful Victoria (Vicki) Clark. A, she looked gorgeous, B, she sounded it. She sang all the songs from her new CD ("Fifteen Seconds of Grace") with an 11-piece-band. She said that everyone thought she would just use a piano/bass and drums, but she wanted it to sound like her album, so she got all her musicians to haul it to the beautiful Samuel Kaplan Penthouse. It was such a New York night to be surrounded by such a stunning view with NY celebs left and right and be inches away from such a glorious singer. The title song from her CD is beautiful/devastating to me. Then for her encore she did "Fable," and as soon as it began, my boyfriend had to pull me back because I was leaning all the way down my aisle to see if Kelli O'Hara would start crying at the beginning of the song or at the end. There was also something so sweet about seeing Ted Sperling play for Vicki because they went to college together and here they are, years later, both at the top of their careers, still working together as old friends.
On Tuesday, I got to interview Little Mermaid star Sherie Rene Scott for my radio show on Sirius. I asked her about the Rene, and she said she had to add it when she joined SAG because there was another Sherie Scott, but not in Equity. But then it got annoying having two professional names, so she kept the Rene. She grew up in Kansas and knew when she was very young that she wanted to be in New York. When the show Tommy was first performed, it played at The La Jolla Playhouse. When it transferred to Broadway, they kept the whole cast and only replaced the girl who played Sally Simpson. Sherie got the gig. Even though she was thrilled to make her Broadway debut, she said that it was incredibly difficult to walk into a rehearsal with a cast who all knew each other and was mourning the loss of a beloved cast member…and you were the person replacing that cast member. Fortunately, by the end of the day, they accepted her and she l-o-v-e-d that cast. That's where she met Norm Lewis, and now they're both The Little Mermaid. She said that her agent called her and said that they wanted to see her for Mermaid. Sherie said that she was firm with her agent and told her that she was sick of going in for roles that she was too old for. She said that she was a little long in the tooth and didn't look good enough in a bikini to play Ariel, and her agent said, "Stop before you go any further. It's for the sea witch." Sherie was mortified and wondered why she hadn't learned her lesson because a year before that embarrassing phone call her agent called and said she had an audition for the Broadway version of Mary Poppins. Sherie said, "I know you don't want to hear this, but I don't think I'm age appropriate to play Mary Poppins," and yet again her agent cut her off and said, "Don't go any further…it's for Mrs. Banks."
Thursday I interviewed Bernie Telsey, casting director extraordinaire, at the Chatterbox. Turns out, he began as an actor! He was Matthew Broderick's understudy in Brighton Beach Memoirs…out of town. He was replacing an understudy who got a TV show. It was explained that if the TV show wasn't picked up, the guy would come back and Bernie would be ixnayed. And that's what happened. Wah. Sad Face. COL. So Bernie never got to understudy it on Broadway.
I asked Bernie about casting Rent, and he said when he got the demo tape of the show (with songs sung by Jonathan Larson), he asked the NY Theater Workshop if they'd consider not doing it! Before you think he has no taste whatsoever, let me just say that everyone I've interviewed who was in that original cast said that the demo sounded horrible because even though Larson was a genius writer, his singing on the demo was not up to snuff. Taye Diggs was the first person they cast in the show (coming right from Lincoln Center's Carousel), and the hard role to cast was turning out to be Roger. Bernie finally had one of his people comb the Village Voice for those ads where people offer rock 'n roll voice lessons, and they asked the teachers to send in any of their students who were interested. Bernie said that the next day, the lobby was filled with a mélange of kooky looking people…and Adam Pascal. They prayed he could sing...and he was amazing (even though he couldn't perform with his eyes open…rock star style). Thank goodness everyone loved him, and Adam got the gig.
I told Bernie that so many actors think that they "blew" an audition and asked him what he considers to be a bad audition. Bernie said it's when an actor isn't prepared — when they don't understand what the role is or don't know their material. Obviously, one sometimes gets material the last minute and you can't know it well, but you still have to be on your gig. I informed him that actors are not fond of casting directors because we think that casting directors are keeping us out of auditions, but he said that he'll usually always bring someone in if the agent or actor is passionate about being seen. He actually hopes that every actor that comes in gets the part which, FYI, is a nice thing to know when you're feeling nervous walking in the room. He then ended the show by showing a video of himself from his acting days playing a nasty gossip columnist on "The Guiding Light" and a hilarious commercial he did where he played a priest. I vaguely remembered seeing it. He was nervous that the food he was eating was so delicious, it was sinful. The tag line was "So delicious, it has to be a sin." All I can say is, a Jew from Long Island playing a priest? That has to be a sin.Continued...