Celebrity Autobiography, With Mario Cantone, Cady Huffman, Tony Danza and Vanessa Bayer, Presented Aug. 20

By Adam Hetrick
20 Aug 2012

Mario Cantone
Mario Cantone
Photo by Joseph Marzullo/WENN

Tony winner Cady Huffman, multiple Tony nominee Tovah Feldshuh, Tony Danza and Mario Cantone are part of Celebrity Autobiography: The Next Chapter Aug. 20 at the Triad Theater.

The 7 PM evening also promises appearances by Vanessa Bayer, Eugene Pack, Dayle Reyfel and Alan Zweibel.

Celebrity Autobiography: The Next Chapter features selections from autobiographies by Patti LuPone, Susan Lucci, Justin Bieber, "The Situation," Madonna, Tiger Woods, Susan Lucci, David Hasselhoff, Geraldo Rivera, Melissa Gilbert, Patti LuPone, Kenny Loggins, Destiny's Child, The Jonas Brothers, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Diana Ross, David Cassidy, Britney Spears, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Eminem and Vanna White.

Also promised are new mash-ups featuring words by "Cher, Barbra Streisand, Neil Sedaka, Dolly Parton, and Celine Dion all expressing their passion for food; Sylvester Stallone and Tommy Lee on working out and working 'it' out; LL Cool J, Miley Cyrus and Ricky Martin addressing who they 'really are'; Tallulah Bankhead, Kathleen Turner, and Ethel Merman sharing the secrets of 'diva-dom'; and Lauren Bacall and Carol Channing recreating the suspense of Tony night."



For tickets, priced $35-$45, phone (212) 868-4444 or visit Smarttix.com.

The Triad Theater has a two-drink minimum and is a cash-only venue. The Triad is located in Manhattan at 158 West 72nd Street.