Nick Cearley: "Billy-A-Dick," Bette Midler. I have always fancied this song ever since my mom bought the "For The Boys" soundtrack in 1992. I remember not really "getting" it then, but it has a sexier "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" feeling with hilarious lyrics and a theatrical story that would be so much fun to act out as a man/woman striptease. Plus, who doesn't love Bette Midler doing what Bette Midler does best? What a dreamy Skivvies guest SHE would be!