Brad Weinstock: "Sensitive Song" from Cops: The Musical. If you don't know this one, you should definitely YouTube it. Like many a great break-up song, it starts off sweetly, praising the girl in question. Then, about 30 seconds in, it takes a sharp U-turn with a chorus that is hilarious, catchy as hell and probably too obscene to print here.
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