"When Demicles and Hercules both say they want to become gods, Zeus declares a contest between the two," according to press notes. "Aided by gods and demigods, they each must kill a Many-Headed Hydra, defeat the Furies, make it through the Valley of the Amazons, hold the sky on their shoulders and retrieve a golden apple from the Garden of Hera. While singing and dancing. Only Demicles seems to see the basic unfairness of this competition, but as the gods keep telling him, if you can't keep up with Hercules, It's Your Own Damn Fault."
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