By Seth Rudetsky
07 Jul 2014
Yes, it's time for another installment of airport headaches. Let's go! So, I have shows almost every weekend in Provincetown at the Art House and Cheyenne Jackson was booked for July 4-6. I usually leave early morning on the day of the show but because Hurricane Arthur was slated to skirt the East Coast on Friday, my manager/producer of the series (Mark Cortale) asked me to leave Thursday. And by 'asked', I mean 'begged.' This meant that I had to cancel my "Chatterbox" and rush to the airport right after I did my SiriusXM show with guest star, Andrea Martin. I hopped in a cab at 49th street and, after a half hour, I made it! ...to 42nd street. The traffic was crazy. My flight was for 5:34 and it was looking like I wouldn't make it to the airport until 5. I had already checked in so I thought I'd still be able to catch my flight. Then my driver told me he was going to get me into a different taxi with a new driver because he had to get his cab back to the garage or he'd be charged a $40 late fee. There were no cabs around so I told him that I would pay him the extra money. (And by "I", I mean Mark. I decided he can write it off as a force majeure.)
I was getting nervous that the security line would be long and I'd miss my plane when I got there, so I checked the flight status on my cell phone, wishing it was a little delayed. Yay! It was! Unfortunately, I wasn't specific when I wished: It wasn't delayed 15 minutes, it was delayed 90 minutes! This meant it would get in to Boston at 8:10 PM, and I'd miss my 8 PM Cape Air flight to Provincetown. We got to the airport and I immediately called Cape Air. They told me they'd probably be able to get me on the 9 PM flight. Yay! Then I found out my flight was delayed until 9:50 PM. Son of a-! I ran to a different airline (United) to see if I could get on one of their flights to Boston so I'd make my connection. Turns out, they were all sold out. I asked to get on a wait list. Well, you can only be on a wait list if you purchase a ticket and they couldn't sell me one because they were sold out. I hung out in the United section and kept going back to the counter to see if a seat would become available. Suddenly, one did! Yay! "Would you like to purchase it?" I was asked. "Yes, ma'am," I replied. "Great," she said. "The price is $913."
Follow up: My plane got into Boston at 1 AM. I went to the hotel and got into bed at 2 AM. I then woke up at 6 AM to fly to Provincetown. And now, the point of this entire story which is basically me bragging: After four hours of sleep, I got to Provincetown and took a step class. Yes! I still got it! (Exercise addiction with no actual results).
|photo by Joseph Marzullo/WENN|
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