By Andrew Gans
19 Jan 2006
Years ago, that bit of theatre trivia sparked the mind of Forbidden Broadway creator Gerard Alessandrini to create the brilliant “Chita-Rita” number, which features two actresses in identical lavender dresses singing sharp-tongued lyrics to the tune of “America.”
Gossip maven Smith suggested the parody could be updated thusly:
Chita: “Rita! What are you doing at my show?!”
Rita: “Oh, I'll be doing the movie version of Chita Rivera: The Dancer's Life, darling. I'll probably win another Oscar for it. You can present it.”
Chita: “I'd sooner die.”
Rita: “You probably will.”
(They both hiss.)
Forbidden's Alessandrini agreed with Smith and has reinstated the classic “Chita-Rita” number, which is currently being performed by Donna English and Jeanne Montano at the 47th Street Theatre.
Forbidden Broadway: Special Victims Unit plays the 47th Street Theatre, which is located in Manhattan at 304 West 47th Street. Tickets, priced $60-$65, are available by calling (212) 239-6200. Visit www.forbiddenbroadway.com for more information.
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Chita Rivera: The Dancer's Life plays the Gerald Schoenfeld Theatre, which is located in Manhattan at 236 West 45th St. Tickets, priced $55-$100, are available by calling (212) 239-6200.


