Upcoming Celebrity Autobiography Shows to Feature Joanne Worley, Fred Willard, Janeane Garofalo and More

Mario Cantone, Rachel Dratch, Janeane Garofalo and Kristen Johnston will take part in a Jan. 14, 2013, performance of Celebrity Autobiography at Stage 72.

Presented at 7:30 PM at Stage 72, formerly the Triad Theater, the event will also feature Eugene Pack, Dayle Reyfel and Alan Zweibel.

In addition to the New York engagement, Celebrity Autobiography will play the Wells Fargo Center for the Arts in Santa Rosa. The cast will include Laraine Newman, Pack, Reyfel, Jonathan Silverman, Fred Willard and Joanne Worley.

Celebrity Autobiography: The Next Chapter features selections from autobiographies by Patti LuPone, Susan Lucci, Justin Bieber, "The Situation," Madonna, Tiger Woods, Susan Lucci, David Hasselhoff, Geraldo Rivera, Melissa Gilbert, Patti LuPone, Kenny Loggins, Destiny's Child, The Jonas Brothers, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Diana Ross, David Cassidy, Britney Spears, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Eminem and Vanna White.

Also promised are new mash-ups featuring words by " Cher, Barbra Streisand, Neil Sedaka, Dolly Parton, and Celine Dion all expressing their passion for food; Sylvester Stallone and Tommy Lee on working out and working 'it' out; LL Cool J, Miley Cyrus and Ricky Martin addressing who they 'really are'; Tallulah Bankhead, Kathleen Turner, and Ethel Merman sharing the secrets of 'diva-dom'; and Lauren Bacall and Carol Channing recreating the suspense of Tony night."

For tickets, priced $35-$45, phone (212) 868-4444 or visit Smarttix.com. Stage 72 has a two-drink minimum and is a cash-only venue. Stage 72 is located in Manhattan at 158 West 72nd Street.