Bierko and Urie will be joined onstage by Kristen Johnston (The Women, "3rd Rock"), Steve Schirripa ("The Sopranos"), Claudia Shear (Dirty Blonde), Sherri Shepherd ("The View"), Alan Zweibel, Dayle Reyfel and Celebrity Autobiography creator Eugene Pack.

The 7:30 PM performance of Celebrity Autobiography, according to press notes, "features a line-up of rotating performers who interpret the actual words and stories written by the famous and the infamous, in both solo and ensemble 'chamber' pieces."

Celebrities whose personal stories are presented in the evenings include Elizabeth Taylor, Mr T, Tommy Lee, Sylvester Stallone, Ivana Trump, Vanna White, Star Jones, 'N Sync, Zsa Zsa Gabor, David Cassidy, Neil Sedaka, Britney Spears, Madonna, Kenny Loggins, Burt Reynolds, Loni Anderson, Eddie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds. The cast and what autobiographies are presented rotate on a weekly basis.

Tickets, priced $35-$45, are available by phoning (212) 868-4444 or by visiting Smarttix.com.

The Triad Theater has a two-drink minimum and is a cash-only venue. The Triad is located in Manhattan at 158 West 72nd Street.