No Way To Treat A Lady has music, lyrics and book by Douglas J. Cohen, adapted from the novel by William Goldman.
The musical is described as a "theatrically-charged musical comedy thriller about a publicity crazed actor turned killer and the endearing detective who pursues him. It is a devilish blend of humor, romance and murder with four meaty roles, two requiring great versatility: the killer adopts a myriad of disguises including a tango instructor, French waiter, female barfly and priest while one actress plays the detective's mother, the killer's mother and three of his victims."
The complete track listing follows:
1. I Need A Life
2. Only A Heartbeat Away
3. Crime Scene Report
4. So Far, So Good
5. Safer In My Arms
6. I've Been A Bad Boy
7. What Shall I Sing For You?
8. The First Move
9. I Hear Humming
10. Lunch With Sarah
11. So Far, So Good (reprise)/You're Getting Warmer
12. Front Page News
13. So Much In Common
14. Once More From The Top
15. One Of The Beautiful People
17. I Have Noticed A Change/Once More From The Top (reprise)
18. What Shall I Sing For You? (reprise)
19. So Far, So Good (reprise) and Finale For more information, visit www.GhostlightRecords.com or www.sh-k-boom.com.