It's the biggest retail weekend of the year, and whether you're heading out to arrange a secret deal with a stock boy or picking up flowers from a vendor on your way back home, please be kind to the sales staff! They're working hard this weekend.
Better yet, stay safe—and keep others safe—and shop online! (While you're at it, check out Cyber Monday deals at the Playbill Store November 30.)
In the meantime: Can you recall what shows these lyrics—all sung by salesclerks—are from? Test your knowledge below!