Joining Martin (Young Frankenstein) and Huffman (The Producers) are Tony Award nominee Christopher Sieber (Shrek), Kristen Johnston (So Help Me God), Rick Holmes (Spamalot), as well as series creators Eugene Pack and Dayle Reyfel.

The 10 PM New Year's Eve Best of edition includes champagne, snacks, party favors, a countdown to midnight and highlights of some of the year's best passages (including selections from books by Justin Beiber and the Kardashians).

Celebrity Autobiography, according to producers, "features a line-up of rotating performers who interpret the actual words and stories written by the famous and the infamous, in both solo and ensemble 'chamber' pieces."

The evening includes selections from Sarah Palin, Carrie Prejean, Ozzy Osbourne, Tiger Woods, Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, Ivana Trump, Vanna White, Mr. T, Star Jones, Kenny Loggins, Tommy Lee, Sylvester Stallone, 'N Sync, Zsa Zsa Gabor, David Cassidy, Neil Sedaka, Britney Spears, Madonna, Burt Reynolds, Loni Anderson, Elizabeth Taylor, Eddie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds.

For tickets, priced $75-$150, phone (212) 868-4444 or visit Smarttix.com.

The Triad Theater has a two-drink minimum and is a cash-only venue. The Triad is located in Manhattan at 158 West 72nd Street.