Avenue Q's Trekkie Monster - A Self-Help Author?

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Trekkie Monster, the porn-loving puppet from the Tony-winning musical Avenue Q, has released the book "Masturbation: The Medicine of Life," which is being totued as the first in the Trekkie Monster Self Help Series, and which is published by Cameron Mackintosh Publishers.

According to press notes, "The 1,500 page book will give you advice and guidance in all manner of situations or life issue; giving the reader a comfortable solace in tackling life’s problems with a simple stroke of the wrist.? ?Inspiration from the book came from years of extensive research on the author’s behalf, spending over 12 hours a day looking into the background of this technique and trying out every different and possible way of assuring this sure to be popular past-time turned healing procedure."

Trekkie said in a statement, "Me feel that this really digs to the soul of Trekkie. Ever since I was teenage monster, me worked very hard, enduring many sprained wrist and blistered palm for this cause. Me believe my techniques will help people and monsters all over the Earth."

Avenue Q is currently playing at New World Stages.

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