On Jan. 8 at 10:30 PM Celebrity Autobiography will welcome Feldshuh (Irena's Vow, Golda's Balcony, Lend Me a Tenor), Rachel Dratch (Minsky's, "SNL"), Scott Adsit, Dayle Reyfel, Alan Zweibel and series creator Eugene Pack.

The Jan. 11 7:30 PM and 9:30 PM presentations will feature Reynolds ("The Proposal," "Van Wilder," "X-Men Origins"), Perez (The Ritz, "Fearless"), Cantone (Assassins, "Sex in the City"), Kristen Johnston (So Help Me God!, The Women, "3rd Rock"), Sherri Shepherd ("The View"), Dratch, Adsit, Pack, Reyfel, Zweibel and Pack.

The upcoming evenings also promise newly added material, including selections from the autobiographies of Sarah Palin, Carrie Prejean and Tiger Woods' "How I Play Golf."

They join a list of true words from Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, Ivana Trump, Vanna White, Mr. T, Star Jones, Kenny Loggins, Tommy Lee, Sylvester Stallone, 'N Sync, Zsa Zsa Gabor, David Cassidy, Neil Sedaka, Britney Spears, Madonna, Burt Reynolds, Loni Anderson, Elizabeth Taylor, Eddie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds.

Celebrity Autobiography, according to press notes, "features a line-up of rotating performers who interpret the actual words and stories written by the famous and the infamous, in both solo and ensemble 'chamber' pieces." For tickets, priced $35-$45, phone (212) 868-4444 or visit Smarttix.com.

The Triad Theater has a two-drink minimum and is a cash-only venue. The Triad is located in Manhattan at 158 West 72nd Street.