The 7:30 PM performance will also feature Scott Adsit, Mario Cantone, Rachel Dratch, Kristen Johnston, Andrea Martin, Eugene Pack, Dayle Reyfel, Claudia Shear and Alan Zweibel.

Scheduled for the 9:30 performance on March 8 are Adsit, Dratch, Johnston, Pack, Reyfel, Shear and Zweibel.

Newly added to the selection of biographies penned by the famous and infamous are works by Sarah Palin, Carrie Prejean, Ozzy Osbourne and Tiger Woods ("How I Play Golf").

They join a list of true words from Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, Ivana Trump, Vanna White, Mr. T, Star Jones, Kenny Loggins, Tommy Lee, Sylvester Stallone, 'N Sync, Zsa Zsa Gabor, David Cassidy, Neil Sedaka, Britney Spears, Madonna, Burt Reynolds, Loni Anderson, Elizabeth Taylor, Eddie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds.

Celebrity Autobiography, according to press notes, "features a line-up of rotating performers who interpret the actual words and stories written by the famous and the infamous, in both solo and ensemble 'chamber' pieces." For tickets, priced $35-$45, phone (212) 868-4444 or visit Smarttix.com.

The Triad Theater has a two-drink minimum and is a cash-only venue. The Triad is located in Manhattan at 158 West 72nd Street.