Celebrity Autobiography returns to the Triad after a summer hiatus, for two performances at 7:30 PM and 9:30 PM.

In addition to Broderick and Bierko, the Sept. 20 readings will feature Scott Adsit, Rachel Dratch, Kristen Johnston, Pack, Dayle Reyfel and Alan Zweibel.

Celebrity Autobiography, according to press notes, "features a line-up of rotating performers who interpret the actual words and stories written by the famous and the infamous, in both solo and ensemble 'chamber' pieces."

The evening features selections from Sarah Palin, Carrie Prejean, Ozzy Osbourne, Tiger Woods, Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, Ivana Trump, Vanna White, Mr. T, Star Jones, Kenny Loggins, Tommy Lee, Sylvester Stallone, 'N Sync, Zsa Zsa Gabor, David Cassidy, Neil Sedaka, Britney Spears, Madonna, Burt Reynolds, Loni Anderson, Elizabeth Taylor, Eddie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds.

For tickets, priced $35-$45, phone (212) 868-4444 or visit Smarttix.com. The Triad Theater has a two-drink minimum and is a cash-only venue. The Triad is located in Manhattan at 158 West 72nd Street.